Post by Tara on Feb 2, 2005 16:57:56 GMT -5
Let's do this again, but with different questions. Answer the following questions any way you like. ;D
1. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
2. Do bald people get dandruff?
3. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
4. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
5. If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
6. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
7. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
8. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
9. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
10. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
11. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
12. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
13. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
14. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
15. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
16. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
17. Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
19. Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
20. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
1. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
2. Do bald people get dandruff?
3. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
4. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
5. If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
6. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
7. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
8. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
9. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
10. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
11. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
12. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
13. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
14. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
15. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
16. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
17. Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
19. Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
20. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?