Life's Unanswered questions

[Tara]

Let's do this again, but with different questions. Answer the following questions any way you like. ;D


1. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
2. Do bald people get dandruff?
3. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
4. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
5. If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
6. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
7. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
8. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
9. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
10. Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
11. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
12. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
13. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
14. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?
15. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
16. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
17. Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?
18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
19. Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
20. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

[PhantomsPandora]

1. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? both

2. Do bald people get dandruff? No, I don't think that they do.

3. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? I think that was against the Genie in Aladdin's rules..along with no wishing people back from dead.

4. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? Sure!

5. If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? I would think there was lots of tortures awaiting in hell, including heat or cold...

6. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? LOL that's a good one.

7. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? I'm not sure, hmmm....

8. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? Because the notes on the piano are simple, but mastering chopsticks to eat with takes some real good cordination at first.

9. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? I don't know, Mickey Mouse doesn't wear a shirt and neither does his girlfriend. Donald Duck doesn't wear any pants!!!!! I'm not scared of mice unless they startle me.

10. Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Probably because most of the time you have your palms down.

11. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? I think it's because they don't have good eyesight. My cats do that as well, I don't know why!

12. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? not really, but now that you made me think of it...

13. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? LOL yeah and they shock each other, too.

14. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? Heh, I sure don't know but it was a good way to get me to shut up if I had to go to the supermarket with my mum when I was little.

15. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? I suppose it's just for it to look nice.

16. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Man I hope not sounds really confusing.

17. Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? Because you sit on it

18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? Nasally Challenged? Not sure.

19. Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces? Because it will make you gain a pound if you eat it.

20. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? I'm not sure, just gotta have several names for the same thing...

[Tigress]

1. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb? Both.

2. Do bald people get dandruff? Not on their heads at least.

3. What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? That depends on the genie.

4. Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars? That depends on the gay bar.

5. If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Not necessarily.

6. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? God was framed.

7. Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Ask God.

8. Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest things to eat with? Piano "chopsticks" is played with fingers, not actual chopsticks.

9. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character and thus not real.

10. Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Perhaps a better question would be: Why don't we tend to...?

11. Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Ask a dog.

12. Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? Perhaps this is why therapists like one-on-one sessions? *cough*

13. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? Ask a sheep.

14. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? People like to confuse the simple-minded. It's funny.

15. In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? To make you ask questions.

16. Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? Ask a dyslexic blind person.

17. Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? It starts with a "b" and it works.

18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? Lucky. Especially if someone in the room just ate beans.

19. Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces? Eating it makes you gain four ounces.

20. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Because it's still sitting. You just enter the position from a different way.

[littlepea]

Tara said:

18. If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

anausmic, i think.