Post by Amalcas on Oct 6, 2004 17:20:15 GMT -5
I got these from a part of a buddy profile, and found them amusing enough. So, lets answer "Life's unanswered questions":
-If u swallow a burp, does it turn into a fart?
-Can u put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-Do stairs go up or down?
-If hooters had a door-to-door-delivery service, would it be called knockers?
-Can bald men get lice?
-Is sign language the same in English as it is in Spanish?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" if he's a frikin monkey?
-Can the spirit of the dead watch u in the shower?
-Can crop circles be square?
-How do they get the air inside of bubble wrap?
-Can a person die while choking on a lifesaver?
-If a criminal turns himself in, does he get the reward money?
-If u drink a pepsi in a coke factory, will they fire u?
-If u drink a coke in a pepsi factory, will they fire u?
-Are kid-actors that act in rated R movies allowed to see them without supervision?
-Do ducks sneeze?
-Can u eat a grape while looking at someone straight in the eye and not smile?
-Do fish sleep?
-Has anyone actually killed two birds with 1 stone?
-What does the K stand for in K-MART?
-Why doesn't glue dry in the bottle?
-How did the headless horse man know where he was going?
-If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
-Can good looking Eskimo girls be hot?
-What is the opposite of opposite?
-Why does Goofy stand up while pluto is on all fours? there both dogs!
-If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
-If a robber tried to rob a club, and yelled "everybody get down," would the people dance?
-Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
-How can u hear urself think?
-Why does "twinkle twinkle little star," "baa baa black sheep," and "the alphabet song" have the same tune?
-Did Adam and Eve have navels?
-Why do they call it "fixing ur dog" when it doesnt work after the operation?
-How can somebody "draw a blank?"
-Why does lightning make the power go out if its electricity?
-How is baseball the American pastime? A man with 4 balls can't walk!
-If you try to fail and succeed, what the heck did u just do?
-Y r some of these questions so stupid?
have fun tryin 2 answer these !
-If u swallow a burp, does it turn into a fart?
-Can u put a gay man in a straight jacket?
-Do stairs go up or down?
-If hooters had a door-to-door-delivery service, would it be called knockers?
-Can bald men get lice?
-Is sign language the same in English as it is in Spanish?
-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" if he's a frikin monkey?
-Can the spirit of the dead watch u in the shower?
-Can crop circles be square?
-How do they get the air inside of bubble wrap?
-Can a person die while choking on a lifesaver?
-If a criminal turns himself in, does he get the reward money?
-If u drink a pepsi in a coke factory, will they fire u?
-If u drink a coke in a pepsi factory, will they fire u?
-Are kid-actors that act in rated R movies allowed to see them without supervision?
-Do ducks sneeze?
-Can u eat a grape while looking at someone straight in the eye and not smile?
-Do fish sleep?
-Has anyone actually killed two birds with 1 stone?
-What does the K stand for in K-MART?
-Why doesn't glue dry in the bottle?
-How did the headless horse man know where he was going?
-If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
-Can good looking Eskimo girls be hot?
-What is the opposite of opposite?
-Why does Goofy stand up while pluto is on all fours? there both dogs!
-If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
-If a robber tried to rob a club, and yelled "everybody get down," would the people dance?
-Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
-How can u hear urself think?
-Why does "twinkle twinkle little star," "baa baa black sheep," and "the alphabet song" have the same tune?
-Did Adam and Eve have navels?
-Why do they call it "fixing ur dog" when it doesnt work after the operation?
-How can somebody "draw a blank?"
-Why does lightning make the power go out if its electricity?
-How is baseball the American pastime? A man with 4 balls can't walk!
-If you try to fail and succeed, what the heck did u just do?
-Y r some of these questions so stupid?
have fun tryin 2 answer these !