Post by Tara on Jun 6, 2006 15:24:29 GMT -5
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."
